i’m in the process of re-dying my hair and i’ve got a face mask and an old bathrobe on and i feel like the drunk bitter spinster woman who runs a girls-only orphanage

brisbanecitycat:

when putin comes to Australia for g20 I kind of hope that an ibis tries to steal his sandwich or something, like I just hope he has to deal with an ibis at some point during his stay.

(via retrospecttoyourperception)

johnnyjoe:

Sidewalk Safari | Chairlift

Something, 2012

(via blksvg)

tyleroakley:

virginmistakes:

How BEYONCÉ should have opened.

HOLY YES.

(Source: walterwhitemediocrity, via tyleroakley)

summerwintertimes:

Kurt Vile - Wakin On a Pretty Day